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Southern Jokes

Monster Puns
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Penguin Puns
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
River Puns
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Pickle Puns
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
France Puns
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.
Viking Puns
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Bacon Puns
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.