Southern Jokes

How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
What do you call a pickle from the southern backwoods.
A hill-dilly.
Someone from Southern France sent me an MS Word file with 200 pages.
It's a Languedoc.