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Seek Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
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Coffee Puns
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Squirrel Puns
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Nutradamus.
Animal Puns
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Ancient Greek Monster Puns
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History Puns
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Tiger Puns
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Orange Puns
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