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Round Jokes

Orange Puns
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
Tiger Puns
What’s striped and goes round and round?
A tiger in a revolving door.
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
Funny Birthday Poems
People tend to compare aging to a bottle of wine.
You find yourself a little stout and round,
And dust may litter your behind.
Like the grapes that create a fine wine,
The fruits of your labor have become your wisom from age.
Timeless and valued beyond compare,
And the lable may need a bit of repair.
But unlucky for you,
None of this is true.
I wish I could say something better,
My friend, you have aged like cheddar.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Today, you’re 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!" - Dave Barry"
Knight Puns
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Meat Puns
What did the hamburger coach tell his team after they lost the first round? “You have to keep frying, you can’t give up”.
What's the name of the meatiest Knight of the Round Table? Sir Loin!
Yard Puns
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record.
Pea Puns
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
Tableware Puns
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.