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Relative Jokes

Marriage Puns
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Family Puns
What do time and space have in common with family?
It's all relative.
Funny Money Quotes
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jokes
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Apple Puns
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.
Physics Puns
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
Funny Limericks
There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.