Relative Jokes

“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Physics is like incest.
It’s all relative.
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative.
What do time and space have in common with family?
It's all relative.
Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
There was a young woman named Bright,
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
and returned on the previous night.