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Color Puns
I was watching a movie when the screen started to emit blue light. Guess this is one of the cons of watching movies on Blue Ray.
Stove Puns
She wanted a microwave for her birthday...
So I pointed and fired my shrink ray at her hand.
Bowling Puns
What is the difference between Barry Zito and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.
Garden Quotes
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
Funny Work Quotes
"Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get."
~ Ray Kroc
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”

- Ray Romano.
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world, but they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they’re born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.”

- Ray Romano.
Llama Puns
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
Funny Money Quotes
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
Space Pick Up Lines
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?