Proper Jokes

What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.

But they did get a tan. A puritan.
what do you need to have proper grammar?
a proper grampar.
Why do Communists drink herbal tea?
Because proper tea is theft.
Why did the pun fail his English class?
He didn't use proper pun-ctuation!
Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.