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Prime Jokes

Gorilla Puns
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
France Puns
Why is the French Prime Minister never seen in the morning?
Becasue he is pm not am!
Worm Puns
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Phone Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were Prime mates!
River Puns
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Chuck Norris Jokes
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke.
That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Monkey Puns
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Jim ordered a racehorse online
A thoroughbred sold in it's prime.
Now just for a laugh
They sent a giraffe
But it wins by a neck every time.

(Ray Gridley)