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Plenty Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nose.
Nose who?
I nose plenty more knock-knock jokes!
Utensils Puns
I was on the road yesterday with my metal detector looking for some cutlery....
I found plenty of spoons and knives but I didn't stop, until I hit a fork in the road.
Train Puns
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.
Funny Birthday Poems
Today is your birthday, don’t pull your hair,
Look in the mirror, nature was fair,
Not a day over twenty,
I’m kidding, you’re plenty.

Don’t mean to burst your bubble,
But stop asking for trouble,
You know what I mean,
When you drink that caffeine.

What should I bring?
Just give me a ring.
Elephant or clown?
I knew you would frown.

(Martin Dejnicki)
Football Puns
Join us for plenty of play action.
Ghost Puns
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
Funny Animal Quotes
“No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln
“I admit opening an alligator petting zoo was not the best idea, but I told the kids to be careful so there’s plenty of blame to go around.”

- John Lyon.
Bowling Puns
The perfect description of a bowling game is one where there is plenty of room at the top, but no room to lie down.
Engineering Puns
I miss the old days of railway when the engineer had plenty of esteem.