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Player Jokes

Piano Puns
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
Couch Puns
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
Baseball Pick Up Lines
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Hockey Pick Up Lines
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Cherry Puns
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Football Puns
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
Saxophone Puns
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
Band Puns
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Salt Puns
I had lunch once with a chess player at a restaurant with checked tablecloths. It took him 3 hours to pass me the salt.
Soccer Pick Up Lines
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Mouth Puns
Did you hear about the football player with the dirty mouth?
Yeah. He was an offensive lineman.