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Outer Jokes

Moon Puns
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?

Moonday.
Space Puns
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Nuts Puns
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut
Love Puns
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Space Pick Up Lines
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Garden Puns
What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space?
Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
Cow Puns
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.