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Number Jokes

The Beatles Pick Up Lines
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Christian Pick Up Lines
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Funny Health Quotes
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Easter Pick Up Lines
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Classic Pick Up Lines
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
4th of July Pick Up Lines
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Language Pick Up Lines
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Friendship Quotes
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman