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Moved Jokes

Chuck Norris Jokes
When Chuck Norris moved out, his dad became the man of the house.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn't. The road moved back underneath him.
Family Puns
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to france from america?
"Son, we are now Europeants!"
Funny Parenting Quotes
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.” —Rodney Dangerfield
Spain Puns
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
Anti Jokes
If you were born in France. Raised in England moved to Canada and died in the USA what are you...?
Dead.
Puns
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now I'm homeless.
Quotes
“When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.“
Rodney Dangerfield
“The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management.”
Scott Adams
“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz
Garden Puns
One bonsai tree grower was so successful he moved into a miniature house.
Computer Puns
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.
France Puns
What did the father ant said to his son when they moved to France from America?
Son, we are now Europeants!
Wifi Puns
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.