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Monsters Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
Fish Puns
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
Frankenstein Puns
Dr. Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It’s a new pill consisting of 50 percent glue and 50 percent aspirin.
Igor: But what is it for?
Dr. Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
Egg Puns
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
Math Puns
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Ghoul Puns
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
One Liners for Kids
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships
Greece Puns
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
Halloween Puns
Are any of the Halloween Monsters good at math?
Only if you Count Dracula.
What’s a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!