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Meals Jokes

Ghoul Puns
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Astronaut Puns
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Werewolf Puns
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Tableware Puns
My biggest problem with having three square meals a day is that all my plates are round.
Bat Puns
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Toxic Pick Up Lines
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Math Puns
Why DID seven eat nine?
Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Spice Puns
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.