Long Jokes

“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!