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Long Jokes

Funny Health Quotes
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." —Mickey Mantle
Music Pick Up Lines
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
The Beatles Pick Up Lines
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Space Pick Up Lines
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Spotify Pick Up Lines
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Friendship Quotes
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
Elvis Pick Up Lines
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Halloween Pick Up Lines
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough."
Classic Pick Up Lines
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.