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Log Jokes

Poop Puns
You wanna know how I remember every poop I take?
I keep a log.
Password Puns
Why do you need a password to make a camp fire?
So you can log in.
Engineering Puns
Did you hear about the constipated engineer? He worked it out with a pencil. It was a natural log.
One Liners for Kids
Why did the log fall into a creek? Because that's how it ROLLS!
Tree Puns
Why do trees like to watch Star Trek? They really relate to the Captain’s log.
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Computer Puns
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in.
Christian Pick Up Lines
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Jogging Pick Up Lines
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Christmas Puns
“Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log.”
Gnome Puns
Where do gnomes first go when they log on to the internet?
The gnome page of course!