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Lift Jokes

Cherry Puns
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Tableware Puns
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
Onion Puns
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
Food Quotes
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
Halloween Puns
What do you call Jack-O-Lantern cousins who lift weights together?
Pump Kins
Panda Puns
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
I am a dog.
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up.
And give you a shower!
Funny Poems
I am a dog.
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up.
And give you a shower!
Ski Puns
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.