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Family Puns
Why do you get less caviar out of a fish with nieces and nephews?
Because it's in a fish aunt.
Funny Aging Quotes
"When you’re older, Friday means less parking spots." - Larry David
Food Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
I must stop eating Snickers
I can’t fit in my knickers
Have less food on my plate
Won’t moan about my weight

(Jan Allison)
Funny Work Quotes
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what thay means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’” – Chris Rock
“It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.” — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Movie Pick Up Lines
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Funny Money Quotes
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
Elvis Pick Up Lines
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Pig Puns
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crow Puns
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Funny Health Quotes
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter