Jeans Jokes

Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
My favorite denim blue jeans just turned brown. I think I will have to call it Dung-arees!
Blue jeans are immortal. They never die, they just fade away!
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary? Because it runs through your jeans. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Police
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.