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4th of July Pick Up Lines
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Easter Pick Up Lines
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Christian Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?