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Holidays Jokes

Travel Puns
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Funny Work Quotes
“As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.” — Tom Goins
Mummy Puns
What is the best job for a mummy during holidays? A gift wrapper.
Soccer Puns
During holidays, soccer referees send their families yellow cards.
One Liners and Short Jokes
What do lawn ornaments do over winter break? Go gnome for the holidays.
What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They seem to all been born on holidays.
Zombie Puns
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
Christmas Puns
How do sheep greet each other during the holidays? Fleece Navidad!
Lobster Puns
Our lobster neighbors never give us gifts during the holidays!
They’re so shellfish.
Christian Pick Up Lines
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.