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Hipster Jokes

Ice Puns
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Chemistry Puns
Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?
Because he touched the beaker before it was cool.
Tea Puns
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Pizza Puns
Why did the hipster burn his lips?
He ate his pizza before it was cool.
Math Puns
Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative.
Coffee Puns
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
Food puns
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he ate his soup before it was cool.
One Liners for Kids
How do you drown a Hipster? In the mainstream.