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Higher Jokes

Pick Up Lines
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Strawberry Puns
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
One Liners and Short Jokes
I use to support higher spending on education. But then I learned a harsh truth. No matter how smart we we make children,
50% of them will still be below average.
Meat Puns
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Color Puns
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Lightning Puns
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Tennis Puns
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Mountain Puns
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Funny Animal Quotes
“The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.”

- Jeff Foxworthy.
Keyboard Puns
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Dinosaur Puns
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Dolphin Puns
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'