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Higher Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
I use to support higher spending on education. But then I learned a harsh truth. No matter how smart we we make children,
50% of them will still be below average.
Mountain Puns
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
Keyboard Puns
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Lightning Puns
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Dinosaur Puns
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Color Puns
The artist successfully climbed the highest peak in the country. He attributed his success to the song, 'Paint No Mountain Higher!'
Meat Puns
They were building a meat tower next door.
The steaks just kept getting higher.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Funny Animal Quotes
“The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.”

- Jeff Foxworthy.
Dolphin Puns
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
Tennis Puns
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Pick Up Lines
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Strawberry Puns
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!