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Grew Jokes

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“I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.”
Bob Hope

Hair Puns

I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.

I used to hate facial hair...
But then it grew on me.

I grew facial hair without telling anyone.
It's my secret 'stache.

Nose Puns

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
"IT’S A LIEEEEE!!"

Ghoul Puns

Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!

Flower Pick Up Lines

If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.

Cherry Puns

I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.

Head Puns

So a man walked up to me and placed some soil, plant seeds and fertilizer on my head.
It was annoying at first, but I think it grew on me.

Funny Limericks

There was a Young Lady of Parma,
Whose conduct grew calmer and calmer;
When they said, 'Are you dumb?'
She merely said, 'Hum!'
That provoking Young Lady of Parma.

There was an Old Person of Cromer,
Who stood on one leg to read Homer;
When he found he grew stiff,
He jumped over the cliff,
Which concluded that Person of Cromer.

There was an Old Person of Buda,
Whose conduct grew ruder and ruder;
Till at last, with a hammer,
They silenced his clamour,
By smashing that Person of Buda.

Frankenstein Puns

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!

Garden Puns

I wasn’t all that interested in gardening, but I planted a few seeds, and it grew on me.

Ocean Puns

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.