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Goal Jokes

Hockey Puns
Ed Belfour's new contract offer isn't high compared to other goal tenders.
Soccer Puns
Do you believe this? All soccer players, irrespective of their country of origin, have one goal.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
Soccer Pick Up Lines
I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Funny Animal Quotes
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.” ~ Unknown
Football Puns
A goal new ball game I he a kick outta you
The goal nine yards
Funny Work Quotes
“The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches."
~ Bove’s Theorem
Funny Headlines
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Funny Aging Quotes
“Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.” - Maggie Kuhn