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Floating Jokes

Puns
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
Funny Break Up Lines
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Leg Puns
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a pool?
Bob.
Tennis Puns
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
Swimming Puns
Summer is just floating by.
Volleyball Puns
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
River Puns
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Space Pick Up Lines
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.