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Feelings Jokes

Mouth Puns
If Colgate kills 99.9% of bacterias in mouth, what does Colgate sensitive do?
It kills 99.9% without hurting their feelings.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings … and lawyers.”—Richard Pryor
Toxic Pick Up Lines
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Travel Pick Up Lines
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
Canadian Pick Up Lines
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Puns
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
Appliance Puns
What did the blender say to his crush?
"I have mixed feelings about you, but we might blend together perfectly."
Drugstore Pick Up Lines
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Cherry Puns
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.