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Enter Jokes

Monster Puns
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Lion Puns
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
Blond Jokes
Why did the blond enter the tennis courts naked?
Because the sign said tennis shoes only.
Rock Puns
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!
Theater Puns
Why did the penguin enter the theatre?
He wanted to go into snow business
Hockey Puns
Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
Bowling Puns
When you go with an army general onto a bowling alley, he will start bowling even before you enter his name on the scoreboard.
Werewolf Puns
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Rejection Pick Up Lines
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Password Puns
It doesn't matter if my wife tells me Im not mature
Im not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password.