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Dna Jokes

Jokes For Women
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their DNA.
Lettuce Puns
A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Doctor Puns
Doctor: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"
Me: "And?"
Clever Jokes
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexia Association.
Biology Puns
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Soap Puns
What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?
Hygiene!
Cosmetics Puns
What cosmetic does DNA put on?
Genetic makeup.
Science Puns
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman