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Deep Jokes

Mexican Pick Up Lines
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Yoga Pick Up Lines
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Tableware Puns
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Peach Puns
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Sink Puns
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
Fridge Puns
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
Pea Puns
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
Flower Pick Up Lines
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Color Puns
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Space Pick Up Lines
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Appliance Puns
What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?
The deep friar.
Puns
I chucked my phone into a very deep lake.
Somehow it's still syncing.