Deep Jokes

What is a wise, old priest's favorite kitchen appliance?
The deep friar.
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
My kid was having trouble with the peanut butter because the jar was too deep and the knife was too short
I tried to help, but I couldn’t get to the bottom of it
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Q. Which dinosaur species has deep blue-green feathers?
A. Teal-Rex.
The favorite colors of fishes are deep blue and aquamarine blue.
Military submarines are a deep navy blue in color.
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
I chucked my phone into a very deep lake.
Somehow it's still syncing.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
One look at you, chica, and my soft-shell taco got deep fried.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.