What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it.
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.