Author Jokes

Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.