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Author Jokes

Snake Puns
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
Garden Quotes
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
Book Puns
This book of spells was useless. The author forgot to run spell check.
Theater Puns
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theatre.
He was Tolkien all the way through.
Witch Puns
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Baseball Puns
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Potato Puns
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
Funny Work Quotes
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown