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4th of July Pick Up Lines
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Food Quotes
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
Literary Pick Up Lines
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Yard Puns
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
Did you hear they are not making yardsticks any longer?
They’re not making them any shorter either.
Classic Pick Up Lines
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
Funny Health Quotes
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Language Pick Up Lines
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.