Alexander Jokes

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.” — Alexander Pope
Why did Alexander not like eating chicken legs? Because he hated defeat.
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
“The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree." - Steven Alexander Wright
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”

- Lloyd Alexander.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because . . . they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.” – Steven Alexander Wright
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton