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Albert Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.”​ — Albert Einstein
Funny Aging Quotes
"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
Sibling Puns
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...
Was a monster!
One Liners and Short Jokes
Albert Einstein, Blaise Pascal, and Isaac Newton decided to play a game of hide and seek.
Einstein covers his eyes and starts counting.
Pascal runs off to hide but Newton takes a chalk and marks a 1m×1m square on the floor and stands in it.
"Ready or not, here I come!" Einstein exclaims while he opens his eyes. He sees Newton standing out in the open and says "Haha, I found you Newton!"
Newton replies "No, you found Pascal."
Closet Puns
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Frankenstein Puns
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
Marriage Puns
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Funny Marriage Quotes
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." — Albert Einstein
Funny Health Quotes
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer