What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.