How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.