What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!