What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.