What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.