What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.