What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.