What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.