Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What’s a good winter tip?
Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a gangsta snowman?
Froze-T.
What did the snowman eat?
Icebergs with chilli sauce.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How one snowman greets the other one?
Ice to meet you.