What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What type of diet did the snowman go on?
The Meltdown Diet.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.