Don't even chai.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall — hope you do too!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I hate spring cleaning.
Darn things bounce all over the place.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
That was thaw-some!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
I only have ice for you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
September and October are considered to be the best months of the year, I say this from the b-autumn of my heart.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
The investigative journalist said that he would reveal all the in-cider information this fall.