The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Icy what you did there!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
After all is sled and done.
Skiing is believing!
Can I Alp you?