I snuggle to get through these winter days.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What did the skydiver say in autumn? I love the fall.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
Water you doing, my friend?
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
Why did the bucket bounce?
Because it was filled with spring water.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
It is only late August, yet the leaves are already turning brown. Autumn came early this year. Orange you glad?
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!