After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the preacher’s favorite fall song? A-maize-ing Grace.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
At the baking competition in October, the chef said that he had eyes on the pies!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why isn't your daughter married? Because a gourd man is hard to find.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What did the first thunderstorm of the year say?
Hail to the spring!
Don't even chai.
Fall is a-maize-ing.