That was thaw-some!
Skiing is believing!
After a good summer fling, it’s time to fall in love.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
In one Fall swoop, it's autumn again!
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
When autumn arrives, the evergreen tree asked the deciduous tree, "Leafing so soon?'
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
There’s a big difference between yoga and pie-lattes.
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Don't even chai.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What did the turkey say after Thanksgiving dinner? I'm still stuffed.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"