I was cracking some lame fall puns when my friend commented, "Gosh, you are acorny person!"
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
Summer's over; it's time to chill.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Autumn brings re-leaf from the heat.
The baker taught his apprentice that to make a good pie one needs to bake it to pie-fection!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Can I Alp you?
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
It is October and there are still leaves on trees. I am very corn-fused!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.