Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
I'm acorn-y person.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
That’s a-may-zing!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Fall leaves whenever winter knocks on the door.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
Can I Alp you?
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I beacha miss summer already!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
Why did you act like that at Thanksgiving dinner? I yam what I yam.
Icy what you did there!