Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
The couple who married during autumn lived apple-ly ever after!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
How did the struggling leaf get the job? He got the right qua-leaf-ications.
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Can I Alp you?
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
Water you doing, my friend?
What’s Irish and comes out in the spring?
Paddy O’Furniture.
Good gourd, pumpkin spice latte season is officially here.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
Fall makes me g-leaf-full!
Skiing is believing!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
When one tree asked another how it was doing in November, it replied, "I am pine!"
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
Fall arrives, and all hell bakes loose.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
As autumn came, the leaves started greeting each other by saying, "Hay there!"
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!