What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Icy what you did there!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What month does every tree dread? Sept-timmmberrr!
What did the jack-o-lantern say to the psychologist? I'm hollow inside.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Variety is the ice of life.
What’s the freshest herb you can find in April?
Spring-thyme!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The scarecrow won an award because it had been excellent in its field.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
It was mitten in the stars.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
The most suitable way to bake a pie in autumn is to bake it to pie-fection!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
My friend asked me whether I was ready to pick apples this fall? I apple-solutely was.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What do you call a family member who works at a gas station? A pump-kin!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Skiing is believing!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
How Rudolf you to say that!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call the Halloween costume contest winner? Mummy of the year.
The little boy autumn-bled over the pile of fallen leaves and yellow-d for help.
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.