Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
Fall is a-maize-ing.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone.
The aspiring comedian has an unbe-leaf-able collection of autumn jokes, but they are all falling flat.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
Water you doing, my friend?
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Variety is the ice of life.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
The boy leaf confessed to the girl leaf that he was fall-ing in love with her.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Should you plant flowers in any month besides April?
May as well!
Whenever fall arrives, leaves start changing their color autumn-matically.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Whatever coats your boat.
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I was at an office conference this past autumn. I made a new friend and when I asked for his contact details, he said, "Here is my November!"
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.
You don't like the outdoors? Unbe-leaf-able.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Autumn has given me some of my best memories. I am forever grate-fall for it.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
After all is sled and done.