Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
In the magazine polls held this fall, Autumn was declared as the cutest season because it's awwwtumn!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Autumn is full of pumpkins, it is a gourd-geous time of the year.
Don't even chai.
It’s Fall coming back to me now.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
From the b-autumn of my heart, I love fall!
I only have ice for you!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
The tree got so tired of fighting with autumn, that he said, "Enough is enough! I'm leaf-ing".
What did God say to the polar bears when they told him they hate spring and summer?
Well, they can't all be winters.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
My Gourd, Autumn is so fall of herself!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
I beacha miss summer already!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What do you call it when you brush off the winter snow for the last time?
A spring fling!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
A har-vest.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What do you call a bully on Halloween? A jerk-o-lantern.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
You're so beautiful, even the leaves fall for you.
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
We got a huge jack-o-lantern this fall. It gave the neighbors pumpkin to talk about.
Oh autumn, please don't ever leaf me again.
Does anything come after April A?
May B!