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Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at a Burger King. He got it.
Apple Puns
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Blonde Jokes
Why did the Blonde go to the Apple Store? She wanted a Big Mac meal.
Cheese Puns
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Funny Parenting Quotes
“Nurse: handing me a newborn You got this? Me: Sometimes I have to dig through the trash to re-read the instructions for mac ‘n’ cheese” – @mommy_cusses
Funny Marriage Quotes
"Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass." - Mac MacGuff in Juno
Funny Tongue Twisters
Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?
Meat Puns
Why did the hamburger dress up as a computer? Because he wanted to be a Big Mac.
Driving Quotes
“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.”
— Mac McCleary