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Dad Jokes
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
Yard Puns
I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
Funny Summer Quotes
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
Quotes
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
Robin Williams
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Color Puns
When the well-read bird decided to open a restaurant, he named it Red Robin.
What Do You Call a Bird...
What bird can do more that others? A Pelican. What two birds met in the insane asylum? A Cuckoo and a Loon. What bird lives in Hollywood? A Starling. What bird can give you splinters? A woodpecker. What bird works in construction? A Crane. What bird loves guacamole? A Dipper. What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A Flicker. What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A Wader. What bird just got arrested? A Robin. What bird goes to church? A Cardinal. What is a man's favorite bird? A Swallow. What bird does drugs? A Junco. What bird wears a toupee? A Heron. What bird is in a band? A Rock Dove. What bird can't walk straight? A warbler. What bird parties the most? A Raven!
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you — hand over the cash!
Funny Running Quotes
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
Funny Money Quotes
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
Driving Quotes
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”
– Robin Williams
Spring Puns
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
Ghoul Puns
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!