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moulding or molding Jokes

moulding or molding Jokes and more.
Cake Puns
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Funny Birthday Poems
I look at you and all the facts
I can't believe your age and how you act.
The number might suggest your old
That you should be shriveled and full of mold.

But, hey look at you
You're young in all you do
The number doesn't mean a thing
As long as you can still sing.

So may this little rhyme and verse
Be one that you don't curse.
Smile and be happy today
Remember, it's your birthday!

(Catherine Pulsifer)
Chemistry Puns
When life gives you mold - make penicillin.
Love Puns
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Bread Puns
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Funny Limericks
There was an Old Person of Mold,
Who shrank from sensations of cold,
So he purchased some muffs,
Some furs and some fluffs,
And wrapped himself from the cold.