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liar Jokes and more.
Pig Puns
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
The Lie-Sniffing Robot
A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him. DAD: Son where were you today during school hours? SON: "At school." Robot slaps son. "Ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!" DAD: "Which one?" SON: Harry Potter Robot slaps son again. "Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?" DAD: "What?? When I was your age I didn’t even know those existed!" Robot slaps Dad. MOM: "Hahaha! He's your son, after all!" Robot slaps mother.
Tax Quotes
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
- Will Rogers
Ghost Puns
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
A child asked his father "Dad, do politicians ever tell the truth?"
The father answered, "Only when they call each other liars."
Heart Puns
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
Stove Puns
My Microwave is a Liar. On the front it says "30-60 Seconds for a Hot Dog."
I keep running that thing for minutes on end but I never get a Hot Dog to come out.
Skeleton Puns
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Chocolate Puns
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Eye Puns
I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?
A liar.