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hyundai venue Jokes

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Color Puns
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues.
Onion Puns
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
Sun Puns
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Cactus Puns
Scientists have genetically modified a Venus Fly Trap to have the skin of a cactus
They say its bark is worse than its bite.
Funny Haiku
Wooden door; wide and creaky.
Sculking cat; snide and sneaky.
Skeletons; cold and clanky.
Madame Witch; old and cranky.
Ancient paintings; strange and spooky.
Watching eyes; crazed and looky.
Blackest bat; fast and flappy.
Venus Flytrap; mighty snappy.
Wailing ghosts; always moany.
Piano playing on its owny.
Time to go! Scream and shouty!
Read the sign – ‘No Way Out-y!’

- Julie Anna Douglas
Bowling Puns
The crowd had filled up the venue and everyone was waiting for the bowling alley to open. Finally, they got the ball rolling.
Planet Puns
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.

Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
Garden Puns
What happened to the Venus Fly Trap's plant food?
The arbor-ate-em.
Crow Puns
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.